Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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