how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My ass is underappreciated
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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