I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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