you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You were trust falling into bushes
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
