that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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