I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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