Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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