I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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