So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
