You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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