i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
My vagina is officially offended.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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