she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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