Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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