xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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