I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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