No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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