I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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