Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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