So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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