Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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