I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Randomize
