dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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