I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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