I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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