you guys were way drunker than both of me
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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