talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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