I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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