What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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