end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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