yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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