yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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