It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
lets start a swedish sibling band together
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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