And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
