I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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