His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Randomize
