I am in a vortex of obligation.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
