no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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