capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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