People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Non-Jews are for practice
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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