that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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