it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Houston, we have a blender
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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