so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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