Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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