I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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