When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Drunk is a universal language darling
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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