why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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