We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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