so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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