walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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