have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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