Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
