I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm always down for nudity.
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